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Unsalted Butter - The Initial Conspiracy (TIC)
It is thought that Unsalted Butter was what the Forbidden Fruit  were made of which meant they were pure sin. It has been discovered that Jesus Christ actually told his disciples that Unsalted Butter were pure sin and shall never be consumed. But as we all now know Jesus was controlled by Illuminati and was lying his arse off. So when Jesus died his disciples discovered he was lying and God appeared to told them to gather all the Unsalted Butter. When one of the disciples decided to turn his back on God he stole as much of the Holy Butter as he could; we do not know where he took that butter, that is why only 2 million tonnes are accounted for. Some believe that Obama stores the butter in his arteries, others believe Justin Bieber, who is the pure inbodiment of sin, is actually pure Unsalted Butter. The 2 million tonnes of Unsalted Butter were been found in side Your Mother 's arteries. Story at 11.

The Quest
Skrillex, with the help of Vinyl Scratch and Rainbow Dash (in conjunction with Daring Do), has embarked on a holy quest to find the remaining 8 million tonnes. Upon finding the butter, it is rumoured that he will give it to Captain Sparklez, who will the focus his orgasmic voice into the butter which will then accend back to Heaven.